Bob Costas Steps Out Of The Closet...

...with new scarf design (but is that all?) - my wife says she likes it (the scarf, that is).

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Major international airport.  Airport ticket counter.  Camera shows the back of an old man wearing bowler hat while standing at counter buying ticket.  The camera pulls back to show long line of people waiting in line behind old man.  Several people back of old man we see familiar blond-haired chap.  Camera turns to show closeup of the blond, Daniel Craig (DC), intently watching the old man.

DC follows old man through airport security (both taking patdown rather than body scanner) and onto plane.

After plane reaches cruising altitude, DC steps into lavatory.

The camera shows back of the old man as he walks into adjoining lavatory.

Closeup of old man's face in mirror.  It's Sean Connery (SC).

SC takes off hat, unbuttons his shirt and starts to remove upper body mask, slowly revealing Roger Moore.  Moore turns to camera and smiles.

Back to DC's lavatory.  Closeup of DC in mirror.  He unbuttons his shirt and slowly removes upper body mask.  Camera angles do not reveal face until the mask is completely removed.  Mirror shot shows it's Michael Caine.  Caine turns to camera and says, "Who did you think it was?  Don't you know I always wanted to be James Bond?"

Caine removes upper body mask and reveals Clive Owen.  He turns to mirror and says, "Me, too."

Back to SC's lavatory.  Moore removes his upper body mask and reveals Timothy Dalton.  He turns to mirror and says, "And I never really wanted to - I'm a serious actor..."

Lavatory door opens and John Cleese leans in, saying, "...but it's hard to resist the money."

Pierce Brosnan steps into camera view.  "I thought that was my line."  He removes upper body mask to reveal George Lazenby.

Lazenby says, "But I'm the one who had the Mrs. Bond for all ages."

Dianna Rigg steps into view and says, "That's right, darling.  There can be only one."  She shoots John Cleese and Timothy Dalton, hooks her arm into Lazenby's and they walk down the aisle toward their seats.

The camera pans around to Patrick Macnee, who leans on a cane (resembling an umbrella) and stands beside the dead bodies.  "What can I say?  I always played second fiddle to her.  Is this loo taken?"  He reaches into lavatory to put on bowler hat.

Camera pulls back to reveal plane is full of actors from Bond and Avengers films.