Meditating In A Car Park

In surprise news today, Microsoft and Apple jointly announced a patent for the windscreen, saying that the next wave in mobile computing will be all the glass surrounding driver and passenger(s) in the automobile.

Augmented reality will follow you everywhere.

Do your children throw objects out of the car when the window is rolled down? Do insects fly in and bug you while you're driving and enjoying the fresh air?

Then get the Johnny Jumpup Window Screen.

Designed to special industry specs, the Johnny Jumpup matches precisely the shape of every window opening in your automobile.

Able to withstand hurricane-force winds, the Johnny Jumpup will keep little Johnny and little Jane safe from the deadly sting of wandering wasps and bees.

You can feel secure that the baby rattle or portable DVD player remote control won't become deadly projectiles on the motorway.

Made of industrial strength vinyl mesh, the Johnny Jumpup is nontoxic and rust-free. Don't trust your family to imitation knockoffs made of inferiour metal mesh that will discolour the luxurious interiour or exteriour of your fine automobile.

Small clips built into the durable frame allow the Johnny Jumpup to snugly fit easily and quickly.

"On mild autumn days, we like to take the family sedan out into the countryside, the windows open so we can smell the fresh farm air. With Johnny Jumpups installed, we feel comfortable letting our two-year old play with toys in the back seat and not having a toy turn into a roadside projectile and thus a personal injury lawsuit."

"Me and the missus like to drink our homemade apple 'cider' while tooling our caravan down the road. Dang if the bees don't like the taste of apples, too. Johnny Jumpups have been a blessing to us, keeping the critters out and the good times in."

The modern engineering of the vinyl mesh makes Johnny Jumpup nearly invisible. Use your Johnny Jumpup to prevent fingerprints from smearing the MicrApple display interface in your new automobile's Side Window Touchscreen Family Fun Command Center HUD, also known as iRide.

Available at local retail outlets, Johnny Jumpup is exclusively available in this "as seen on the tellie" offer that you won't find in stores. If you text "JJup" within the next 30 seconds, you'll receive a special discount code that doubles your order and gives you 10 free apps at the MicrApple iRide store.

Hurry! Be the first on your block to show off your new Johnny Jumpup! While supplies are not limited, the sooner you order, the less chance you'll experience an eight to ten week delay in receiving your Johnny Jumpup.

And, the first 1000000 texters will get a free upgrade for a personalised etched "skin" on their Johnny Jumpup!

Remember, these make great gifts for expectant (but not expectorant) parents, carpark loitering honey eaters, and roadable aircraft owners.

Legal notice: the Johnny Jumpup window screen system does not substitute for in-car safety features of any kind, past, current, or future. Reverse engineering is unofficially encouraged and the Johnny Jumpup Manufacturing Conglomerate is not responsible for any unexpected unintended use(s) of its products by the DIY cottage industry but JJMC claims all international intellectual property rights to any such use(s) or reinvention(s).